“Imagine a super sidesplitting, totally tactful, professional show tailored specifically to your unique industry and organization. Add a full money-back guarantee and you’ve got an invincible event.”
“Wow! What a great evening! You guys were exactly what we were looking for-a quality evening of fun and laughter. You excelled in both! Thanks for making the first outreach of the year very successful, not only in numbers, but in the right balance of fun and sharing your faith as well. We are looking forward to having you back again!”
— Kirk Lauckner, Outreach and Worship Pastor, Hopevale Church, Saginaw, MI
“The laughter lasted long after the show ended! Thank you for such a great release. I can’t wait to see another show!”
— Lisa Gratta, North Vancouver, B.C
5 REASONS TO BOOK THE PANIC SQUAD FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT…
1. We’re funny. REALLY funny as in “I can’t breathe!” We’ve been doing this professionally for 20 years. We are exceptional comedians who know how to work a crowd and bring the laughs. We’ve performed hundreds of successful shows across North America, from local churches and businesses to national conferences and top Fortune 500 Corporations. We have a rich selection of Quotes from satisfied clients, with several mentioning we exceeded their expectations. A large majority of our clients book us more than once. We’re going to hit a home run for you.
2. We’re completely clean. Each member of The Panic Squad is a committed believer. We know that God has given us the talent and opportunities to become professional comedians. It’s important to us to perform comedy that glorifies our Creator. We also see ourselves as an extension of your own ministry. That last thing we want to do is derail your work by performing lame or offensive comedy from your stage. We’re funny and we’re clean.
3. Our show fosters relationship. Improv Comedy is all about relationship. We engage your audience, build momentum and create the comedy together. Your audience is part of the show as they shout out suggestions from their seats or volunteer to join us on stage. An improv show is an incredible way to have fun, laugh together and facilitate relationship.
4. Every show is custom-made for your audience. The best comedy relates in the most ways to the people in the audience. That’s why airline jokes are funnier to people who travel a lot. Pre-show interviews and planning ensure a unique show tailored to your specific audience demographic. We don’t have one show for everyone. We create and tailor each performance to fit your event, be it a fundraiser, youth event, men’s or women’s retreat, marriage conference, community outreach, or staff celebration. We’re also happy to include a brief message or testimony if needed.
5. We guarantee every performance. Booking an act for the first time, especially comedy, can feel risky. We understand that as the event organizer you have significant ownership in this event. We also know that the success of the entertainment is often a major factor in the success of the overall event. You have a lot riding on this choice. We get it. Our “Show Me The Funny Guarantee” is simple. If you are not completely satisfied with the quality or content of your Panic Squad performance, you don’t pay. No funny, no money. We know it’s an investment to bring us out but we’re worth it. We want you to be as confident as we are that booking The Panic Squad is a great move.
“I really don’t know what all to say. I went to your show not knowing what to expect. I brought an array of family to the show, my daughter is 7, my wife and I are in our 30’s and my mother-in-law is in her 60’s. All I can say is that your group totally blew us away! I was very glad there was an intermission so I could take a breathing break, and so I wouldn’t embarrass myself with a bladder mishap! Seriously, I could not have asked for a better performance and sharper comedy anywhere. I truly appreciated the testimony and genuine concern for God’s heart that your team displays. I hope to get to see you again very soon!”
— Frank Bethle, New Castle, PA
“I just have to say, you guys are absolutely hilarious. I don’t normally laugh at clean humor, but I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. I was bent over trying to make it stop.
— Candice Gerzanich, Portland, OR
