“Imagine a super sidesplitting, totally tactful, professional show tailored specifically to your unique industry and organization. Add a full money-back guarantee and you’ve got an invincible event.”

 

“Our corporate partners from all over the U.S. and Canada unanimously rated The Panic Squad as THE best part of our 3-day business conference.”
-Brad Kuik, President, K2 Performance Management

5 REASONS TO BOOK THE PANIC SQUAD FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT…

  1. We’re funny. REALLY funny as in “I can’t breathe!” We’ve been doing this professionally for 20 years. We are exceptional comedians who know how to work a crowd. We’re completely clean too. You don’t have to worry about your most conservative employee or client being offended by our performance.

 

  1. Our show is interactive. Improv Comedy is all about relationship. Your organization is part of the show as they shout out suggestions from their seats or volunteer to join us on stage. We create the comedy together. It’s a fun, easy way to make teambuilding a part of your celebration.

 

  1. Every show is custom-made for your group. Pre-show interviews and planning ensure a unique show tailored to your organization. Enjoy the hilarity as The Panic Squad brings your industry, company leaders, and unique job scenarios to life on stage. We are extremely tactful, too. We’re not out to roast or embarrass anyone. Especially your leaders. We’re there to celebrate who you are, what you’ve accomplished, and have a great time with you all.

 

  1. We have an incredible track record. We’ve performed hundreds of successful shows across North America, from local businesses to top Fortune 500 Corporations. We have a rich selection of Quotes from satisfied clients, with several mentioning we exceeded their expectations. A large majority of our clients book us more than once. That’s the best compliment there is.

 

  1. We guarantee every performance. Booking an act for the first time, especially comedy, can feel risky. We understand that as the event organizer you have significant ownership in this event. We also know that the success of the entertainment is often a major factor in the success of the overall event. You have a lot riding on this choice. We get it. Our “Show Me The Funny Guarantee” is simple. If you are not completely satisfied with the quality or content of your Panic Squad performance, you don’t pay. No funny, no money. We know it’s an investment to bring us out but we’re worth it. We want you to be as confident as we are that booking The Panic Squad is a great move.

“Our quarterly, national conferences have an average attendance of 1,500 -2,500 people. Over the past 15 years we have hired comedians, authors, musicians, athletes and motivational speakers from both Canada and the U.S. The Panic Squad is truly one-of-a-kind comedy and truly one of the best-received entertainers we’ve ever had! I will hire them again and never hesitate to give them an enthusiastic refererence!”
-Donna McBride, Function Coordinator Concept West, Calgary, AB

 

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Booking Info

Jess Huxman

We have worked with Andrew and the Panic Squad for four consecutive years. Each year we host an Appreciation Banquet in one of the cities where we have an office. Our banquet is an upscale event used to thank those who use our services. The first year I was very nervous about using a comedy troupe. But the Panic Squad delivered. They were funny, connected with our audience and represented our organization with class. I was so impressed I signed them on for the next year. And the next. And the next. They are easy to work with and they do their homework to personalize the show. I highly recommend them for your upcoming events.

Jess Huxman
Communications Director / Abundance Canada

Tim Mulligan – Vulcan

Panic Squad performed at our last team retreat, and the team went crazy for them. They were funny, sharp, and made for a highly interactive experience. I can't recommend them enough.

Tim Mulligan
CHRO / Vulcan Inc.

Kristian Martens

The Panic Squad made this the highlight corporate event of the decade. Their hilarity brought many people to tears. Quick wit and clean humor made this a comfortable event for all ages and sensitivities. Their performance has been a catalyst for a new level of camaraderie and team building in the workplace.

Kristian Martens, Practice Manager, Lynden Family Medicine

Shannon Demant

I was hoping the scene would be over soon so I could breathe again. I was afraid I might pass out! I've never laughed so hard in my life!

Shannon Demant, Spokane, WA

Doug Adelstein

My standards were high. I wanted top quality 'clean' family entertainment that would make our Christmas program the best in our 25-year history...I don't remember an hour going by so quickly. Guests were amazed that The Panic Squad seemed to have the inside scoop on life at our corporation.. There was ample audience participation but no pressure was placed on anyone, and no one was publicly embarrassed. The Panic Squad can be described as creative, incredibly quick thinking and crazy! I laughed so hard and for so long that my jaw literally hurt by the end of the show...At the end of the evening, comment after comment verified that this year's company Christmas party was the best ever, thanks to The Panic Squad.

Doug Adelstein, HR Director, Lynden Door, Inc.

Brad Kuik

Our corporate partners from all over the U.S. and Canada unanimously rated The Panic Squad as THE best part of our 3-day business conference.

Brad Kuik, K2 Performance Management

Teresa Stauffer

We just have to write to tell you that we were so impressed with your performance at our Fall Fundrasing Comedy Night. You are experts at your craft, and the level of clean comedy was superb. We also needed to meet the humor level of a wide range of ages. Your group provided that and then some. We still have parents, grandparents, and visitors tell us that they had a wonderful time, and that they had not lauged so hard in years! Really, that is not an exaggeration! Thank you for giving us such a light hearted evening.

Teresa A. Stauffer, Administrator, Traverse Bay Christian School, Traverse City, MI

Darrell Heisler

The Panic Squad performed for our state-wide Washington School Personnel Association Spring conference and did an outstanding job! Our group ranged in age from 20 to 70 and the entire group had sore jaws from laughing so much. It was especially funny to see how they were able to incorporate real life examples of members of the audience into their routine. I would highly recommend them for any group looking for fresh, clean entertainment

Darrell Heisler, Conference Chair, WSPA

Ed Roddy

On several occasions I have had the opportunity to see The Panic Squad in action. Their impromptu comedy is quick, clever and clean. Many took the opportunity to thank me for bringing The Panic Squad to the program. There is no concern of embarrassment, off-color jokes or individuals being offended. What a refreshing time to smile, laugh and participate when The Panic Squad performs! I look forward to inviting them back again next year!

Ed Roddy, Vice President, Key Bank

Ashley Raber

Last night you guys were amazing...I laughed so hard I thought I was going to cry..and I think I kinda did sometimes lol. And it was awesome how it was so clean and it was still really funny, you really dont see that very much these days!..I hope Concordia invites you to come back soon!

Ashley Raber, Concordia University, Nebraska

Nancy Scrambler

I cannot remember ever laughing as much as I did watching The Panic Squad use their creative talents to entertain us. Their spontaneity, ability to engage the audience and handle all kinds of suggestions speaks both of their professional training and experienced acting. It was a hilarious evening and one not to be missed. A definite 10 out of 10!

Nancy Scrambler, Executive Director, Crisis Pregnancy Centre of Vancouver

Donna McBride

Our quarterly, national conferences have an average attendance of 1,500 -2,500 people. Over the past 15 years we have hired comedians, authors, musicians, athletes and motivational speakers from both Canada and the U.S. The Panic Squad is truly one-of-a-kind comedy and truly one of the best-received entertainers we've ever had! I will hire them again and never hesitate to give them an enthusiastic refererence!

Donna McBride, Function Coordinator, Concept West, Calgary, AB

Candace Gerzanich

I just have to say, you guys are absolutely hilarious. I don't normally laugh at clean humor, but I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. I was bent over trying to make it stop.

Candice Gerzanich, Ann Arbor, MI
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