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One of the best compliments you can give is return business. That\u2019s why we\u2019re proud to say that a large majority of Panic Squad clients book us again and again. Another incredible compliment is a genuine testimonial. We love hearing we did a great job. It means even more when our incredible customers are willing to share their experience with others.<\/h4>\n

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Here is a small selection of genuine quotes from some of our valued clients and fans.<\/h4>\n

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\r\n\t\t\t\t We have worked with Andrew and the Panic Squad for four consecutive years. Each year we host an Appreciation Banquet in one of the cities where we have an office. Our banquet is an upscale event used to thank those who use our services. The first year I was very nervous about using a comedy troupe. But the Panic Squad delivered. They were funny, connected with our audience and represented our organization with class. I was so impressed I signed them on for the next year. And the next. And the next.\u00a0They are easy to work with and they do their homework to personalize the show. I highly recommend them for your upcoming events. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t No one makes me laugh like The Panic Squad does. Their comedy is incredible and they\u2019re great guys with a passion for what they do. We always look forward to seeing them at the events we share. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t We booked The Panic Squad for some youth events and a church wide family fun night. Everyone begged us to have them back again, so we did. We are now looking forward to our third year working with the Panic Squad. They are exceptionally talented, have hearts for Christ, and are a joy to work with as individuals. If you are looking for a high-quality comedy event that will relate well to a broad audience, The Panic Squad is it! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tJerry Hines, Associate Pastor of Student Ministries, Woodside Bible Church, Troy, MI\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I don't know how you do it, but watching a man turn into a sheep while his wool is being cleaned by a narcoleptic brain surgeon with a vacuum was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Thanks guys! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t Wow! What a great evening! You guys were exactly what we were looking for-a quality evening of fun and laughter. You excelled in both! Thanks for making the first outreach of the year very successful, not only in numbers, but in the right balance of fun and sharing your faith as well. We are looking forward to having you back again! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tKirk Lauckner, Outreach and Worship Pastor, Hopevale Church, Saginaw, MI\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I was hoping the scene would be over soon so I could breathe again. I was afraid I might pass out! I've never laughed so hard in my life! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t The Panic Squad does an amazing job of performing soul therapy. By using\r\nwitty, quick, smart humor, they open up and tenderize the heart through laughter. Simply put, they are great. You should use them. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t I really don't know what all to say. I went to your show not knowing what to expect. I brought an array of family to the show, my daughter is 7, my wife and I are in our 30's and my mother-in-law is in her 60's. All I can say is that your group totally blew us away! I was very glad there was an intermission so I could take a breathing break, and so I wouldn't embarrass myself with a bladder mishap! Seriously, I could not have asked for a better performance and sharper comedy anywhere. I truly appreciated the testimony and genuine concern for God's heart that your team displays. I hope to get to see you again very soon! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tFrank Bethle, New Castle, PA\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I booked The Panic Squad for an all ages community outreach event...The purpose was to use great entertainment as a tool for our congregation to invite their unbelieving friends to a fun family oriented evening. The Panic Squad did an excellent job providing very funny comedy with out crossing any lines. We look forward to bringing them back again! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tEldon Stephenson, Associate Pastor, Church on the Hill, Norco, CA\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I just wanted to thank you for performing at our Comedy Improv Dessert Theatre in March. It was our first time doing this type of outreach event and it was a great success. Since the event I have heard nothing but positive feedback. Everyone was thrilled not only with the turnout but the quality of the event. I have seen many Improv groups and I would have to say that The Panic Squad is as good, if not better, than any I've seen. We will use you again! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tLynn Fleshman, Outreach Committee, Creekside Covenant Church, Redmond, WA\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I have booked The Panic Squad for two events each year for the passed seven years and will continue booking them in the future. They are an energetic group of guys that God has gifted with the ability to convey clean humour with great enthusiasm. They are extremely well received by the audience...I am particularly impressed with their ability to maintain a high level of quality in their humour, in an extremely Christian manner. They adapt to a variety of age groups and do well in front of audiences ranging from several hundred to over 16,000. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tMike Love, Extreme Dream Ministries, Edmonton, Alberta\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t You were a huge hit! The students immediately connected with your hilarious comedy and improv. As the weekend progressed, it was awesome to see the way that you used that connection with the students to then share God's truth and love with them. I've been bombarded with letters and emails from students, parents, and youth leaders who are all praising the awesome job you guys did....My staff was blown away at your humility and your willingness to dig in and help whenever needed...your character and integrity were evident to all who were in attendance <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tSean Meade, President, Stuck in the Middle, Andover, KS\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I have been bragging about you guys everywhere I've been. Your material was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen - you guys are MUCH better than any improv programs I've seen on TV - and you kept it clean! Way to go! I am recommending you to my circle of friends and I hope you have a lot more invitations to perform than you can fulfill. Keep up the great work. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

\r\n\t\t\tBob Russell \u2013 Bob Russell Ministries, Louisville, KY\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I just have to say, you guys are absolutely hilarious. I don't normally laugh at clean humor, but I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. I was bent over trying to make it stop. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t \"The laughter lasted long after the show ended! Thank you for such a great release. I can't wait to see another show! <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t \u201dLast night you guys were amazing...I laughed so hard I thought I was going to cry..and I think I kinda did sometimes lol. And it was awesome how it was so clean and it was still really funny, you really dont see that very much these days!..I hope Concordia invites you to come back soon!\u201d <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t \"Pant-splitting, convulsing, contagious, uncontrolled laughter gripped the audience as The Panic Squad did their thing. What I really appreciated about their ministry is the unquestionable mission they foster. The Panic Squad is truly committed to exceptional clean comedy for the purpose of edifying God.\" <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t \"We booked The Panic Squad for our Men's Retreat at Hume Lake Christian Camps. They had over 500 guys laughing non-stop for an hour with clean, and appropriate humor. The Panic Squad was very easy to work with and it was clearly evident that they have a real heart for ministry. The Panic Squad exceeded our expectations with their performance, and we would love to have them back.\" <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t \"SO. AWESOME. What a great night! It was so great to go as a family to a kid-friendly event where we laughed hard together. Love it. To quote my youngest at the end...'Is that the end?? Awwww.... I was thinking the same thing but she said it aloud. Thank you guys, for what you do.\" <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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\r\n\t\t\t\t If you want my advice . . . DON\u2019T BOOK THIS TEAM . . . unless you want a really fun evening with no headaches! Just put these boys on stage, stand back and watch the magic!\r\n\r\nThe Panic Squad was a very professional team that made our first quarter bridge event a big hit. They involved the audience, included the pastor (at our request) and brought down the house. We had a full evening of fun and laughter and I HIGHLY recommend this team to your church or organization. <\/em> \t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t

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