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“Wow! What a great evening! You guys were exactly what we were looking for-a quality evening of fun and laughter. You excelled in both! Thanks for making the first outreach of the year very successful, not only in numbers, but in the right balance of fun and sharing your faith as well. We are looking forward to having you back again!” “The laughter lasted long after the show ended! Thank you for such a great release. I can’t wait to see another show!” [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.27.4″ border_style=”solid”]<\/p>\n 1. We’re funny.<\/strong> REALLY funny as in “I can’t breathe!” We\u2019ve been doing this professionally for 20 years. We are exceptional comedians who know how to work a crowd and bring the laughs. We’ve performed hundreds of successful shows across North America, from local churches and businesses to national conferences and top Fortune 500 Corporations. We have a rich selection of Quotes<\/a> from satisfied clients, with several mentioning we exceeded their expectations. A large majority of our clients book us more than once. We\u2019re going to hit a home run for you.<\/p>\n 2. We\u2019re completely clean.<\/strong> Each member of The Panic Squad is a committed believer. We know that God has given us the talent and opportunities to become professional comedians. It\u2019s important to us to perform comedy that glorifies our Creator. We also see ourselves as an extension of your own ministry. That last thing we want to do is derail your work by performing lame or offensive comedy from your stage. We\u2019re funny and we\u2019re clean.<\/p>\n 3. Our show fosters relationship.<\/strong> Improv Comedy is all about relationship. We engage your audience, build momentum and create the comedy together. Your audience is part of the show as they shout out suggestions from their seats or volunteer to join us on stage. An improv show is an incredible way to have fun, laugh together and facilitate relationship.<\/p>\n 4. Every show is custom-made for your audience.<\/strong> The best comedy relates in the most ways to the people in the audience. That\u2019s why airline jokes are funnier to people who travel a lot. Pre-show interviews and planning ensure a unique show tailored to your specific audience demographic. We don\u2019t have one show for everyone. We create and tailor each performance to fit your event, be it a fundraiser, youth event, men\u2019s or women\u2019s retreat, marriage conference, community outreach, or staff celebration. We\u2019re also happy to include a brief message or testimony if needed.<\/p>\n 5. We guarantee every performance.<\/strong> Booking an act for the first time, especially comedy, can feel risky. We understand that as the event organizer you have significant ownership in this event. We also know that the success of the entertainment is often a major factor in the success of the overall event. You have a lot riding on this choice. We get it. Our “Show Me The Funny Guarantee” is simple. If you are not completely satisfied with the quality or content of your Panic Squad performance, you don’t pay. No funny, no money. We know it\u2019s an investment to bring us out but we\u2019re worth it. We want you to be as confident as we are that booking The Panic Squad is a great move.<\/p>\n “I really don’t know what all to say. I went to your show not knowing what to expect. I brought an array of family to the show, my daughter is 7, my wife and I are in our 30’s and my mother-in-law is in her 60’s. All I can say is that your group totally blew us away! I was very glad there was an intermission so I could take a breathing break, and so I wouldn’t embarrass myself with a bladder mishap! Seriously, I could not have asked for a better performance and sharper comedy anywhere. I truly appreciated the testimony and genuine concern for God’s heart that your team displays. I hope to get to see you again very soon!” “I just have to say, you guys are absolutely hilarious. I don’t normally laugh at clean humor, but I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. I was bent over trying to make it stop. <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n
\n \u2014 Kirk Lauckner, Outreach and Worship Pastor, Hopevale Church, Saginaw, MI<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n \u2014 Lisa Gratta, North Vancouver, B.C<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\u2014 Frank Bethle, New Castle, PA<\/strong><\/p>\n
— Candice Gerzanich, Portland, OR<\/strong><\/p>\n