Ministry Testimonials

"Just came from your show at Morningstar Church in O'Fallon, MO.  What a riot!  Sometimes we get so jaded from the filth that passes for funny, that we forget what REAL comedy is like.  My husband and I loved the show.  Laughed our heads off.  You guys are comedic geniuses in the order of Steve Martin and even Robin Williams (without the inuendo and raunch).  Quick thinking on your feet.  It's a real gift and you wrap it up and tie it with a bow and the audience loves it! Thanks for a great evening!”

--Toni Morris – O’Fallon, MO


 "We booked The Panic Squad for our Men's Retreat at Hume Lake Christian Camps. They had over 500 guys laughing non-stop for an hour with clean, and appropriate humor. The Panic Squad was very easy to work with and it was clearly evident that they have a real heart for ministry. The Panic Squad exceeded our expectations with their performance, and we would love to have them back."

-- Jason Knott - Hume Lake Christian Camps, Hume, CA


If you want my advice . . . DON’T BOOK THIS TEAM . . . unless you want a really fun evening with no headaches! Just put these boys on stage, stand back and watch the magic!

The Panic Squad was a very professional team that made our first quarter bridge event a big hit. They involved the audience, included the pastor (at our request) and brought down the house. We had a full evening of fun and laughter and I HIGHLY recommend this team to your church or organization.

-- Keith Scarborough - Associate Pastor - Morning Star Church

O’Fallon, MO


"Pant-splitting, convulsing, contagious, uncontrolled laughter gripped the audience as The Panic Squad did their thing. What I really appreciated about their ministry is the unquestionable mission they foster. The Panic Squad is truly committed to exceptional clean comedy for the purpose of edifying God."
— Sean Taylor, Pastor of Students, North County Christ the King, Lynden, WA

"The laughter lasted long after the show ended! Thank you for such a great release. I can't wait to see another show! 

— Lisa Gratta, North Vancouver, B.C

"We booked The Panic Squad for some youth events and a church wide family fun night. Everyone begged us to have them back again, so we did. We are now looking forward to our third year working with the Panic Squad. They are exceptionally talented, have hearts for Christ, and are a joy to work with as individuals. If you are looking for a high-quality comedy event that will relate well to a broad audience, The Panic Squad is it!"
— Jerry Hines, Associate Pastor of Student Ministries, Woodside Bible Church, Troy, MI

"I don't know how you do it, but watching a man turn into a sheep while his wool is being cleaned by a narcoleptic brain surgeon with a vacuum was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Thanks guys!"

— Linda Mattos, Bellevue, WA 

"Wow! What a great evening! You guys were exactly what we were looking for-a quality evening of fun and laughter. You excelled in both! Thanks for making the first outreach of the year very successful, not only in numbers, but in the right balance of fun and sharing your faith as well. We are looking forward to having you back again!"

— Kirk Lauckner, Outreach and Worship Pastor, Hopevale Church, Saginaw, MI

"I was hoping the scene would be over soon so I could breathe again. I was afraid I might pass out! I've never laughed so hard in my life!"
— Shannon Demant, Goshen, IN

"The Panic Squad does an amazing job of performing soul therapy. By using
witty, quick, smart humor, they open up and tenderize the heart through laughter. Simply put, they are great. You should use them."

— David Nasser, Author and Speaker

"I really don't know what all to say. I went to your show not knowing what to expect. I brought an array of family to the show, my daughter is 7, my wife and I are in our 30's and my mother-in-law is in her 60's. All I can say is that your group totally blew us away! I was very glad there was an intermission so I could take a breathing break, and so I wouldn't embarrass myself with a bladder mishap! Seriously, I could not have asked for a better performance and sharper comedy anywhere. I truly appreciated the testimony and genuine concern for God's heart that your team displays. I hope to get to see you again very soon!"

— Frank Bethle, New Castle, PA

"I booked The Panic Squad for an all ages community outreach event...The purpose was to use great entertainment as a tool for our congregation to invite their unbelieving friends to a fun family oriented evening. The Panic Squad did an excellent job providing very funny comedy with out crossing any lines. We look forward to bringing them back again!"
— Eldon Stephenson, Associate Pastor, Church on the Hill, Norco, CA

"I just wanted to thank you for performing at our Comedy Improv Dessert Theatre in March. It was our first time doing this type of outreach event and it was a great success. Since the event I have heard nothing but positive feedback. Everyone was thrilled not only with the turnout but the quality of the event. I have seen many Improv groups and I would have to say that The Panic Squad is as good, if not better, than any I've seen. We will use you again!"
— Lynn Fleshman, Outreach Committee, Creekside Covenant Church, Redmond, WA

"I have booked The Panic Squad for two events each year for the passed seven years and will continue booking them in the future. They are an energetic group of guys that God has gifted with the ability to convey clean humour with great enthusiasm. They are extremely well received by the audience...I am particularly impressed with their ability to maintain a high level of quality in their humour, in an extremely Christian manner. They adapt to a variety of age groups and do well in front of audiences ranging from several hundred to over 16,000. "
— Mike Love, Extreme Dream Ministries, Edmonton, Alberta

"You were a huge hit! The students immediately connected with your hilarious comedy and improv. As the weekend progressed, it was awesome to see the way that you used that connection with the students to then share God's truth and love with them. I've been bombarded with letters and emails from students, parents, and youth leaders who are all praising the awesome job you guys did....My staff was blown away at your humility and your willingness to dig in and help whenever needed...your character and integrity were evident to all who were in attendance."

— Sean Meade, President, Stuck in the Middle, Andover, KS