Corporate Quotes

“Our quarterly, national conferences have an average attendance of 1,500 -2,500 people. Over the past 15 years we have hired comedians, authors, musicians, athletes and motivational speakers from both Canada the U.S. The Panic Squad is truly one-of-a-kind comedy and truly one of the best-received entertainers we've ever had! I will hire them again and never hesitate to give them an enthusiastic reference!" 

-- Donna McBride, Function Coordinator, Concept West, Calgary, Alberta


“Our corporate partners from all over the U.S. and Canada unanimously rated The Panic Squad as THE best part of our 3-day business conference.”

-- Brad Kuik, Director of Lean Transformation, Premier Agendas, Bellingham, WA 


"I don't know how you do it, but watching a man turn into a sheep while his wool is being cleaned by a narcoleptic brain surgeon with a vacuum was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Thanks guys!"
-- Linda Mattos, Bellvue, WA


"We just have to write to tell you that we were so impressed with your performance at our Fall Fundraising Comedy Night. You are experts at your craft, and the level of clean comedy was superb.  We also needed to meet the humor level of a wide range of ages. Your group provided that and then some!

-- Teresa A. Stauffer, Traverse City, MI


“The Panic Squad made this the highlight corporate event of the decade. Their hilarity brought many people to tears. Quick wit and clean humor made this a comfortable event for all ages and sensitivities. Their performance has been a catalyst for a new level of camaraderie and team building in the workplace.”

-- Kristian Martens, Practice Manager, Lynden Family Medicine, Lynden, WA


“I cannot remember ever laughing as much as I did watching The Panic Squad. Their spontaneity, ability to engage the audience and handle all kinds of suggestions speaks both of their professional training and experienced acting. A definite 10 out of 10!”

-- Nancy Scrambler, Executive Director, Crisis Pregnancy Centre of Vancouver, BC


“My standards were high. I wanted top quality ‘clean’ family entertainment that would make our Christmas program the best in our 25-year history…I don’t remember an hour going by so quickly. Guests were amazed that The Panic Squad seemed to have the inside scoop on life at our corporation. I laughed so hard and for so long that my jaw literally hurt by the end of the show…At the end of the evening, comment after comment verified that this year’s company Christmas party was the best ever, thanks to The Panic Squad.”

--Doug Adelstein, Manufacturing Manager, Lynden Door, Inc 


"I really don't know what all to say. I went to your show not knowing what to expect. I brought an array of family to the show, my daughter is 7, my wife and I are in our 30's and my mother-in-law is in her 60's. All I can say is that your group totally blew us away! I was very glad there was an intermission so I could take a breathing break, and so I wouldn't embarrass myself with a bladder mishap! Seriously, I could not have asked for a better performance and sharper comedy anywhere”
-- Frank Bethle, New Castle, PA


“On several occasions I have had the opportunity to see The Panic Squad in action.  Their impromptu comedy is quick, clever and clean. Many took the opportunity to thank me for bringing The Panic Squad to the program.  There is no concern of embarrassment, off-color jokes or individuals being offended. What a refreshing time to smile, laugh and participate when The Panic Squad performs!  I look forward to inviting them back again next year!”

--Ed Roddy, Vice President, Key Bank


“The Panic Squad performed for our state-wide Washington School Personnel Association Spring conference and did an outstanding job! Our group ranged in age from 20 to 70 and the entire group had sore jaws from laughing so much. It was especially funny to see how they were able to incorporate real life examples of members of the audience into their routine. I would highly recommend them for any group looking for fresh, clean entertainment”

--Darrell Heisler, Conference Chair, Washington School Personnel Association